Squeal piggy

Old England made it happen, the exception rules again
Who else deserves a headline on that boot-lick News at Ten
The feedback all collated, a regurgitation boost
Trust baby fists with iron reins and coo at nobs who rule the roost
A Trusted pile in Essex and you’re up above the law
They got their cocks out of their pockets
Bet you can’t tell what they’re for

Squeal piggy squeal, squeal piggy squeal
You have to like it, you have to love it

I’m in the clear now, don’t blame the mess on me
I take what pleasure I can get from a Facebook post on history
But the chip up on my shoulder gets higher every year
When self-proclaimed ex-anarchists are toasting royal birth in beer

Squeal piggy squeal, squeal piggy squeal
I hope you like it, I hope you love it

Stub your British fag-end out on a saucer-souvenir
Blame the lack of progress on the bombed out fuckers flooding here
Watch the royal interview, pay Netflix for The Crown
And work your forty hour week and rub your scratch card up and down
Bend across the throne once more and drop your stinking pants
Put your literate X on the one with a flag, laugh at all those lefty rants

Ha ha ha

Squeal piggy squeal, squeal piggy squeal
Bend over - you have to like it, why else would you do it?

Squeal piggy